I was seriously considering staying in bed and rolling into work late and telling my manager that my alarm didn’t go off.
This is getting silly!

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

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smiling-having-fun:

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

literally my best friend and I

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Fuck. I have just found a love letter from my first girlfriend in her nan’s copy of Interview With The Vampire. She lent me this book while we were together and I never read it. Then we split up and I never gave it back. It has been sat in my bedroom, on my book shelf, for five years.
I can’t sleep so decided to give it a shot. I wasn’t expecting to find anything like this. Omg. Right in the feels.

lovelyhelenabonhamcarter:

” My life is my life because of Tim. Definitely. ” - Johnny Depp

lovelyhelenabonhamcarter:

” My life is my life because of Tim. Definitely. ” - Johnny Depp

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